Posts tagged random
Posts tagged random

“Read the sentences below and indicate whether they are referring to a current moment present (ahora) action, to habitual/recurrent (habitual) actions, or to an action in the near future (futuro).”
My Spanish textbook….
“In standard British English, r is only pronounced before a vowel sound” (Practical English Usage) This does not bode well.
“I started in the underpalace, which had so often been a haven for me in the old days, and discovered that it had indeed been entirely abandoned.”
Welp. Thanks for that. I’m not going to interpret that because that is a disappointment I just do not need.
“Just as interestingly, Sarah could not have been simply imitating her parents, memorizing verbs with the -s’s pre-attached.” (Pinker’s The Language Instinct)
I’d like to think that my sex life would not be in imitation of my parents’, and I’d also like to not reflect on what I might know about their sex life.
“Equal.” HA! A one word sentence, courtesy of Lewis Grassic Gibbon. From “Sunset Song” in the chapter Ploughing :D
“‘Private dick, huh?’ he grunted impassively.” - Raymond Chandler, Blackmailers Don’t Shoot
I WIN.
Yes, yes you do.
“We got to let that burn out now.” — Lord of the Flies, William Golding
D8
“Now he looked defeated, his limbs trembling with such weariness it was only by leaning on his staff that he was even able to remain upright.”
“…her mother was such a pretty creature.”
Uhhh…
“Solid wood; gives a natural feel.”
Thanks Ikea interior design book. I’m taking this as a good sign.If you were in charge of a scientific mission to Mars, what goals for the mission would you establish? - Geology book lol
“I’m going to have to stab him with a wooden fork.” Carolyn Parkhurst’s Lost and Found. I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.
(Source: loveclaire)
(by zsíta)
A little priest in my pants
I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but that’s just too funny to ignore.
Meat is Murder in my pants. I don’t even want to give that much thought.
Volcano in my pants.
Thank you, Damien Rice.
I have been known to occasionally levitate on lonesome desert roads
oh, how are you so cute.
From the ‘Making Waves’ Series
Seth Apter
(via shesperfectalone)
toomanytentaclesnotenoughswords:
1 in 5 bunnies is born with a pancake head, reblog if you care.
You are one heartless person if you don’t.
:’( I SAW A PICTURE OF A NORMAL BUNNY AND IT HAD MORE NOTES…THIS IS A SICK FUCKING WORLD. I HATE SOCIETY.
IT’S OKAY BUNNY, I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE.
IT IS SO SICK THAT PEOPLE DON’T EVEN CARE THAT THIS BUNNY HAS A PANCAKE ON IT’S HEAD. IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, YOU ARE ONE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER
im tearing up :’(
Don’t just scroll past
(Source: pinkrupees, via calcadao)
What children’s skulls look like as they prepare to lose their baby teeth
Something interesting first year taught me was that the roots of your baby teeth get resorbed (absorbed, basically) as the permanent teeth moves up. That’s why your baby teeth ‘don’t have’ roots when they get wiggly and pop out.
This. Is really. Really. Fucking. Horrifying.
This is amazing
[i can’t decide if this is amazing or horrifying.]
(Source: getlewd, via handlebarmoustache)
[it’s a rainbow escalator! i want to go up and down and up and down and up and down it.]
(via gay-as-an-arrow)
